Episode 169 - Jill Sloshes Out

The captain has turned on the fasten your swim belt signs, and we’re back with more news!  This week a dad is sick of his damn kid and their damn music, so he shoots him!  A robot artist gets put in quarantine, but don’t worry, it wasn’t for Covid.  A hiker is lost in the mountains, but he keeps ignoring calls from rescuers because he thinks they want to talk to him about his extended warranty. A guy uses a government loan to buy a Pokemon card, leaving federal agents trying to catch them all, and by them we mean him.  Finally, Kim Jon Un wants you to join weight watchers, and by that we mean he’s going to have people literally watching your weight.  This is the most Rootin’ Tuten-Come On episode, welcome back to The Hour.