Episode 240 - Scrappy Was A Piece of Shit

How much is too much for a sandwich? I say the $5 food long is pushing it.  This week, a stupid kid tries to kidnap a girl and her brother doesn’t even ask if that punk feels lucky.  China can’t take a joke, but hey, I get cranky when I’m packed in with a lot of people too.  Cows show their true colors, so perhaps we should get them some thin blue line flags.  Finally, a drunk guy wants his dog to dive him home  Dude, get an Über.  So, are we all stupider, or is it just me? Welcome back to The Hour!