Episode 245 - They’re Not Gonna Do Shit about Fuck

Would you put down your taco to eat a bite of your burrito?  We wouldn’t, because we’re not monsters.  This week, the zoo in Toronto wants you to stop showing the gorillas TikToks, I guess they’re tired of watching them all trying to recreate the dances.  A rich guy is afraid the poor are going to rise up and kill him, so I guess SOMEONE was actually paying attention in history class.  A guy hires a fake priest to try and get confessions out of his employees. Finally, a British guy lived his entire life not knowing what the slang “bird” was actually referring to and makes a huge dating faux pas.  Did you hear about the worst people getting into a brawl?  Couldn’t have happened to a better group.  We’re ready to rock, and welcome back to The Hour!