The Hour Podcast

Episode 175 - The Eleventh Hour Without Brian Williams

Did you know that podcast is a portmanteau? This week, we discuss how illegal weed is trying to get weeded out by lowering taxes.  Bad news for grandma, grandpa’s boner pills will also remind him that it’s time to fuck grandma. Good news for grandma, the Swiss have created a suicide pod.  Humanity is making a black box to record how we kill ourselves, in related news, aliens are looking forward to the final episode of Humanity Punked.  Finally, a British guy refuses to own that he wanted to know what it felt like to put a mortar in his ass. Usually, he just uses the pestle. We’ve got the stamina and are ready to bring you the mediocre conclusion of episode 174. Welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 174 - What is this, New Jersey?

Why is it so long? This week we decided to bring back an old favorite, and by that, we mean something we used to do and gave you a bit of a cold open.  Then we had a plethora of updates, updated about Jeff’s septic field, and contemplated drive-in liquor stores.  Who has time for stories anymore?  Don’t worry, we’ll get to the stories eventually. Welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 173 - A Shæpærdh‘s Pæie

They’re always after our Lucky Pods!  This week we discuss how the repo guy wants to friend you on Facebook friend and maybe your new stepdad.  A university will let you pay for your parking fines with jars of peanut butter.  The catch is the peanut butter costs $20,000 a semester.  A chef kills a grandma with his shitty food.  Grab your Alan Wench (or whatever his name is) and head to the new Ikea apartment in Tokyo.  Finally, police turn over a hamster to PPS after his owner is arrested for drunk driving.  Get yourself a big bowl of potato progeny and welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 172 - Pepper Makes Your (Pecker) Hard

Get a big plate of Thanksgiving leftovers, because the Hour is Back! Tennessee tells teachers they can’t teach history, but I’m sure they never learned it anyway so how would they know.  A British MP thinks men want to commit crime because Dr. Who is a girl now. A lady had a suckling cat on her teat on a Delta flight, or as she calls it, “the Fancy Feast.”  A woman with a perfect name for drug dealing gets caught drug dealing. Finally, A 9 year old fights off a purse snatcher in Florida. In related news, a girl is lucky to be alive after encountering a Florida Man.  Welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 171 - Logan with the Hard L

This week’s episode is long, but it is in fact possible to ignore, but we are happy to welcome Logan back to the pod!.  In this episode we’ll learn about the all raw meat diet, which I’m sure is totally healthy, why wouldn’t a pound of raw meat and two sticks of butter be bad?  A corpse falls out of a casket, but not in a funny way. Firefighters have to create an extra-large glory hole to get a naked man out of a wall.  Passengers waiting for their luggage find boxes of fishdixs, so they’re gay fish. Finally, an Austrian brothel wants to pump you up, with COVID vaccines, and then they’ll pump other things for you. You won’t hear the dolphins cry on this episode, welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 170 - Prehensile Nipples

Next time you’re at the spa, ask them for the piranha Brazillian. This week the teacher of the year is also going for the heavyweight champion at the high school letter when she attacks a student. A guy jumps in a lake to avoid bees, don’t worry it was only filled with piranhas.  Facebook thinks the best thing to do is to have a kids version, and as we said, someone needs to destroy Facebook.  Whales are doing a lot more number twos than scientists thought, and in tribute Jeff is going to breach the ocean and drop a deuce on the beach.  Finally, a guy gets thrown out of court for meowing too much, maybe the judge should have shaken his gravity feeder to make him happy. We forgot it was Halloween last week, so I guess it’s tricks instead of treats, but either way, welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 169 - Jill Sloshes Out

The captain has turned on the fasten your swim belt signs, and we’re back with more news!  This week a dad is sick of his damn kid and their damn music, so he shoots him!  A robot artist gets put in quarantine, but don’t worry, it wasn’t for Covid.  A hiker is lost in the mountains, but he keeps ignoring calls from rescuers because he thinks they want to talk to him about his extended warranty. A guy uses a government loan to buy a Pokemon card, leaving federal agents trying to catch them all, and by them we mean him.  Finally, Kim Jon Un wants you to join weight watchers, and by that we mean he’s going to have people literally watching your weight.  This is the most Rootin’ Tuten-Come On episode, welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 168 - Dental Peen

Are cherubs the geese of heaven? This week we discover that a woman author was actually three men in disguise. They would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those pesky awards and prizes! A robber gets his gun stolen and then asks for it back. Another guy steals a Uhaul and calls the police to ask them to stop chasing him.  In Japan, a guy uses AI to depixelate porn, and then goes to jail. Finally, museums in Vienna join Only Fans because social media keeps blocking their posts with nude paintings.  Next time your at the dentist ask them if they approve of Dental Peen, and welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 167 - Flingin Fingers

Good news, we’re going to replace our hosts with dogs. This week, two men take a motor boat on a 29-day tour, hopefully the professor can fix their GPS using coconuts. A guy being arrested for being a pedo turns out to have a shitton of Nazi stuff. A fast food company is sending it’s corporate office employees to work in their restaurants, which I’m sure will go great, because Pamela in AP is a little ray of sunshine who would do well in a customer service role. Andrew Lloyd Webber thought Cats sucked, and in other news, he also thinks fish need water, and the Earth has a moon. Finally, a woman gets too close to a bear, and has to pay some cash fines, but really it’s the convenience charge that will get her. Don’t worry, we’ll never charge you a convenience fee. Welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 166 - Nicotine Minaj

Remember, the H is silent in The Hour. This week, a bunch of rich guys went to space and clogged the toilet. A Turkish man got lost in the woods, but then joined the search party looking for him. Good news, he found himself! A guy with a pet possum is super sad because the state took his “baby.” New York has closed down AirBnB vans, because who wants to be sleeping in a van down by the river. Finally, people in Denmark are putting nicotine pouches up their bums. Welcome back to The Hour.