The Hour Podcast

Episode 155 - Oral Farts

Have you caught up on the latest episodes, because we have! This week, we find out that the hiccups can send you to the hospital, but taking a totally not dead selfie for Facebook will certainly negate andy Weekend at Bernie’s vibes to the situation. A woman is charged with a hate crime for making an officer feel bad. The moon is about to be a real asshole to everyone on the coast for like a decade. A woman finds a bunch of snakes in her house. Finally, a guy finds a bunch of balls deep in his yard. What’s the worst thing you could find buried in your backyard, think about it, and welcome back to The Hour. 

Episode 154 - For Sale: A Gently Used Sex Doll

How many Oreos are enough to leave to not be considered an asshole? Speaking of the munchies, drug dogs are out of a job thanks to legalized marijuana. Fish are jonesing for their next meth hit from the sewage treatment plant. Famous water buffalo Elliot Ness uncover a speakeasy trough, sending three bootlegger farmers to jail. A man finds a million dollars in his junk drawer. And finally, a woman attacks her boyfriend for eating the last Oreo. We’re on a quest for crazy Japanese flavored Oreos! Do they exist? Who knows? Until then, get fully stuffed and welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 153 - Janet Jansen's Medium Wet Opposable Hooves: The Opposite of a Tweety Bird

It’s a full house this week and we welcome new guests.  This week we learn about a guy who finds out his son is actually his uncle.  Linkedin had a data breach, but at least someone wants to get into my Linkedin because I sure as fuck don’t. An HOA acts like an asshole like usual. Flying cars have finally arrive, but can they go over 88 mph? Finally a BYU study says if you think the suffering of others is fun, you might be a troll. Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 152 - Denutted Pistachios

What do you get when you haven’t listened to the last 10 episodes of the show? Lots of updates and corrections.  This week we find out why the water in Sacramento tastes like dirt.  A guy steals a lemur from the zoo, and later a dump truck.  Blackmarket pistachio dealers get caught red fingered.  And finally, a bunch of rednecks get together for a rave, what could go wrong? Warm up your Aqua Massager and welcome back to The Hour.

Episode151 - Hard Ranch

What products do you wish came with booze in them? Don’t worry, our show always comes with booze in it.  This week, we find out about some cops in India who arrested the staff at at fast food place for not giving them free burgers.  Climate change is causing high heat, but don’t worry, climate change fueled wildfires are helping keep the heat from getting too high.  North Korea wants to tell you what kind of haircut to have, and will not let you leave the house in skinny jeans.  A man stabs a guy then asks for his knife back. Finally, a woman wakes up to find blood dripping from the ceiling.  Get a refill and welcome back to hard The Hour.

Episode 150 - Heterosexual Infants

Everyone starts off a The Hour listener, then they start getting ideas.  This week, the Cicadas are out, and chose violence.  An alligator takes down one of twin sisters, do you think she could feel it even though it was her sister?  Laughing gas may help with depression, but isn’t that true of most things that get you high?  A Florida man uses a sword to resolve a remote issue, I guess they should have made sure the couches were two sword lengths apart.  And finally, another Florida man throws a baby at a cop to make his get away.  Hopefully you’re out there traveling now that Covid isn’t so stupid, so turn on your podcast streaming and welcome back to the Hour!

Episode 149 - Flavortown Back Sores

We hiit exactly an hour this week, which means we win both of the showcases!  This week we confirm that your cat will eat you if it doesn’t get it’s fancy feast.  A florida man curbstomps an iguana, but to be fair, the iguana started it.  Another Florida Man learns it’s all fun and games until your driveby paintball shooting is met with real bullets and your kid getting run over by your escape van.  A woman from Wales wants to double-double her information about how gum killed her daughter.  Finally, a rapper thinks he got caught in a three way, so naturally he jumped off a balcony to his death, as is customary in these situations.  Get our your frosted tips, and enjoy this episode of Diners, Drive Ins and Single Tacos. Welcome back to the Hour!

Episode 148 - Granny Gator's Granny Gator Gator Maters

We missed being remote, so we decided to revisit it. This week we find out that Kevin Spacey is back. Three guys break into an elevator shaft and then fall for each other, and by that we mean fight their way down the eight story shaft. A woman stabs her husband for looking at pictures of a younger woman who turn out to be her. A drug dealer gets busted for posting pictures of cheese, and an alligator goes on a rampage in a Wendy’s parking lot. We’re trying a new blast from the past segment this week, let us know what you think of them, and welcome back to the Hour!

Episode 147 - National Treasure starring Owen Wilson (wow)

We took a little break last week, but we’re back!  This week we find out that Covid may make your wieners soft.  AI has figured out when we’re being sarcastic, so look forward to passive aggressive Siri.  Russia floats the idea of cloning a bunch of ancient soldiers, but that’s ok we’ve still got Brenden Fraser who has dealt with ancient warriors before.  If you’re interested in some Chernobyl vodka, you may find it soon in the UK if they can get it out of Ukraine. Finally, a man in Missouri was mistaken for a turkey and shot. His family asks that you send thoughts prayers, and canned cranberries.  There’s no whee-z-ing the juice in this episode, but even so, welcome back to the Hour.

Episode 146 - Mummy's Day With Bubble Lights

We’re back in person, baby! This week a cult group decorated their dead mummified leader with Christmas lights.  A man was arrested for defrauding his 35 girlfriends to try and get birthday presents.  Border patrol agents find tons of meth hidden with some pickles, but if you found it first on Christmas you get an extra gift.  Scientists think that T-rex walked a bit slow, and another woman in Florida thinks she saw a dinosaur run across her lawn.  Don’t forget to get your mom a gift, perhaps a card where the O is her butthole, or maybe just get her a massage so she can listen to the latest episode of The Hour.