The Hour Podcast

Episode 145 - Fire Insistent Walls

After months of distanced podding, we present to you our final forced distanced podcast before we are reunited next episode! On this week’s episode we find out the weird things Germans want to put in their holes. A farmer things his neighbor is a dick and makes a giant shit wall in retaliation. A man drunkenly tries to slash a neighbor’s tires but also slashes his own finger off. A woman finds out she has a felony for not returning a video back in the 1900s. Finally, a beaver takes down the internet, keeping Canadians from looking at beavers on the internet. We say good to Yahoo Answers, we hope you’ve had the time of your life, and welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 144 - White Claw Coozie

Happy Earth Day! Did you ever learn the recycle rap? Well, we aren’t recycling any stories this week, they’re all brand-spanking-new! A gun fight breaks out at a kid’s birthday party, but none of them a snitches, so no one knows exactly what happened. Michigan unemployment is asking for it’s money back, and if you don’t pay up, they’ll ask to see your manager. STDs are on the rise, I guess the statistical graph is popping a tent. A man gets pissed when his none pizza with left beef isn’t how he wanted it so he waves around a gun and throws slices at Domino's employees. Finally, people in Poland fear a wild animal in a tree that turns out to be a croissant. If we keep up these long shows we’ll have to change our name, but until that happens, welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 143 - Just Your Everyday Wreath

Monkey see, monkey do. Monkey listen to the hour. We’ve got a primate filled episode this week. Elon Musk lets monkeys use their brains to play Pong. A Portuguese monkey bit a kids finger off, but to be fair, it was right there. German monkeys make a great escape, I assume they just rode out of the zoo on a motorcycle and a t-shirt. I wish they would just suck macaque. A family in Kentucky find a monkey on their back porch, they probably just thought it was someone showing up early for the family reunion. Finally, monkeys in Cincinnati are running amok. Grab a bowl full of bananas and welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 142 - An Opportunity for a Corn Dog

If you can’t find homemade fish cum, store bought is fine. This week we found out that there’s a ketchup shortage! Scientists discover that processed food may make you vulnerable to Covid. A home inspector decided to tickle Elmo in a way that resulted in him no longer being allowed to be alone in other people’s houses. Amazon drivers have to pee in a bottle, but I’m sure that there’s probably something on Amazon you could order to solve that. Finally, police were called to pick up a body that turned out to be a sex doll. We also welcomed a new guest! It’s a long one, so strap in and welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 141 - Anal Dry Heaving

Do you wanna learn how to make a spicy-a-meat-a-ball from the italian mafia, and if not, store bought is fine. This week we learn that scientists spent thousands of dollars to tell us music makes us happy. Other scientists found that they could grow teeth in mice, which is exactly what they needed. A mafia guy on the run gets caught because of his YouTube cooking show. A child takes control of a U.S. Twitter account, but don’t worry Trump is still not on Twitter. Finally a guy comes out of the store to find 15,000 bees in his car. Spring is springing, and we’re still welcoming you back to The Hour.

Episode 139 - Two Old Guys Explain Tiktok for 1 Hour and 54 Minutes

In what many people say is our worst episode ever recorded, we present to you, this train wreck.  Do you wish you could listen to two elder millennials discuss the TikToks? Then this is the the podcast for you!  We talk for way too long about current trends for online short videos. Eventually we end up talking about the new robot that the Rod Sox are using to kill Covid. A Pennsylvania woman decided to make deep fake photos of her daughters rivals to get them kicked off the cheer squad, as most fifty year old women do. Scientist learn to grow mice in a fake uterus. Tesla is still out there crashing cars, but this time crash into a state police car so hard that Dave Matthews started playing. Finally, a guy uses his dealership loaner car to rob a bank to buy a new BMW. If you make it through this podcast, send us a message, because you are a power listener and deserve a free Carl Dandleton wristband.  Buckle up, and welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 140 - Billow Pillows by Mack the Shark and his Fish Dicks

We haven’t released last week’s episode yet, which is DIS-GUS-tin’! This week we hear about a DIS-GUS-tin’! dickhead in Oregon who wouldn’t wear a mask to his court date, so now he’s in jail. Meanwhile, a DIS-GUS-tin’! animal trafficker set up a pool in his living room to keep his elicit shark sales business. A DIS-GUS-tin’! Crystal ball burned down a house, probably because it saw the future for the people who lived there and wanted to cut to the chase.  Some DIS-GUS-tin’! marketing ploy leads to milky drinks in baby bottles and some angry authorities in the gulf states.  And finally, a DIS-GUS-tin’! Walmart customer eats half a cake, refuses to pay, then gets banned, but is that really a punishment? After the show stay tuned for the musical stylings of Mack the Shark and the Fishdicks. Welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 138 - The Neuschwanstein Closet

Put away your covid boner, we’re going to Neuschwanstein Castle! Or, how about another whirl around the hour? This week we discover that Covid can give you a three hour boner, but the guy on the commercial for Wheel of Fortune says that if that happens you should see a doctor.  Panda Express has their employees strip down for a team building exercise, because what builds a team more than a little tasteful underboob.  A guy is killing crows before they get a chance to murder.  A woman finds out too late that she should check what’s in the outhouse toilet before sitting down.  Finally, a guy stole a playground slide and installed it in his child’s bedroom.  Did you know Tumblr was still a thing?  Well, unfortunately for you, so is this podcast.  Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 137 - The Browser History of Your Mouth

Have you tried Long Horn’s new bologna steaks? Delicious.  This week we find out that people on OKCupid want you to get a covid vaccine.  AI thinks that you should probably kill yourself. Border patrol makes a big bust, but it’s totally not what you think. A cat tried to take out a pilot mid flight. Finally, a woman busted herself thanks to her Cheeto dust.  Don’t worry, we always wash the Cheeto dust off our hands before we record, welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 136 - Another Kind of Cavity Search

From the deepest cavities of the internet, we’re here with another episode.  This week, Japan has hired a minister of loneliness, but he finds that no one really wants to work with him.  Pilots see aliens, or maybe missiles from the nearby missile range. A mom gets her kids expelled due to her OnlyFans site.  An Arizona man decides to go all in on his excuse for not coming to work, and ends up under arrest.  Finally, a Virginia prison fires a woman because it’s her time of the month.  Welcome back to The Hour!