The Hour Podcast

Episode 126 - Patsy and Pussy Tabeau

Dashing through the pod, in a two host open show! This week we find out that Santa is spreading more than christmas cheer. Meanwhile, an angry homeowner gets revenge on people stealing her packages with her shit in a box. Scientists like their tomatoes not shaken, or stirred.  And finally a woman tries to swipe a winning lotto ticket from her employer, but hey have the last laugh.  It’s a week from christmas, and we’re giving you the gift of humor. Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 125 - Booze Soup

This podcast will not help your depression or erectile dysfunction, but it’ll definitely kill an hour. This week we find out how a country works to actually contain coronavirus, and they do not play around. Scientist want to figure out how to get soccer back to Europe, so they spray pretend spit across a stadium to simulate how Covid might spread, meanwhile in America we just spray real spit everywhere so we know for sure how Covid actually spreads. A pharma company accidentally mixes antidepressants with erectile dysfunction medications, so things are up and down for them.  An irate customer at a Dunkin’ Donuts wants holes in more than just his doughnuts and stabs an employee. Finally, if you’ve ever wished your fish soup had more booze in it, don’t worry, Japan has you covered.  With only 11 shopping days left, why get a gift certificate to Gobblers of Gaylord and then relax with a big alcoholic bowl of The Hour Pod soup. We’re non-refundable, perfect for any occasion, and about as useful as that gadget you thought about buying. Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 124 - No Champagne in the Sex Room

We obviously checked the platypus, they’re irresistible. This week on the hour, we want to know who shit on the Da Vinci sketches, turns out, flies. A swingers convention in New Orleans is apparently a super spreader event, in more than one way, if you know what I mean.  A report wonders what that light is in the distance, and I guess it’s just the pot grow lights in Canada 40 miles away. The Tiger King thinks that spending a bunch of money at Trump’s hotel might lead to a pardon, though the DOJ may be interested to hear about that. Finally, a bunch of scientists are checking their specimens with black lights… no, not THOSE specimens.  Put away the black light, and welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 123 - Through a Cat's Anus the Proper Way

It’s Black Friday! You know what that means, Eric is back!  In our post-Thanksgiving episode we find out about a mayor who won’t tell people to wear a mask until the holy spirit tells him to.  Meanwhile, a doctor treats a patient with pot, while he treats his wife with his dick!  The French are the most worried they’ve been since September 1939 because they may run out of fondu.  Meanwhile, Meijer is working to ensure we all still have booze. Finally, scientists may be on to why we’re all fat, but I assume it was just because of yesterday’s dinner. Be sure to get out there and catch some deals with your Covide on this Black Friday, and enjoy the pod during your hospital say.  Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 122 - Riblets 2: All You Can Eat

We’re ready to take the bones out of these riblets!  This week we have a full plate of stories!  A man in Taiwan comes out of his coma when his brother threatened to eat his chicken fillet. A ring-wad of Florida flying squirrels was broken up.  Meanwhile, elsewhere in Florida, a man strapped a utility pole to the top of his ‘97 Toyota Camry, but gets busted when he doesn’t have the right paperwork.  A Ponzi scheme ends in a low speed sea scooter chase, while a porch pirate learns the hard way that he should diversify his attire.  Finally, a police officer in the UK is busted trying to buy a box of doughnuts for 7p.  We pay full price for Doughnuts here at The Hour and we pass on the savings to you!  Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 121 - *slurp noise*

Pour yourself a tall one, and settle in for another episode.  This week a Florida man cares little for his own safety and invents a robot to poke himself in the eye… or to put his contacts in. What could go wrong!?  Gun companies got the sads because the country didn’t descend into civil war and COVID may be coming to a close thanks to a vaccine. Think of their profits! A long lost pigeon message was found from 100 years ago, historians surprised to find it read “Send Nudes.” You’ve seen the flying squirrel suits, but Tim Allen thought they needed more power, and now you can fly over mountains.  Finally, physicists made a tiny micro-voyager, but immediately lost it, it’s probably on the other size of the galaxy. Welcome tack to The Bower..  Belcome wack to he Tour! Aw man, we keep Biden-it up!  Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 120 - What's Next, a Rat Handjob?

This just in, could someone save our democracy? We’ll try to avoid the results that we have no information on anyway.  This week we learn about a Chinese company timing their employee’s poos.  PETA wants you to skip the monkey slave labor coconut milk.  A company is making Westworld style dolphin robots, but will one of them realize it’s all fake and overthrow the whole system in a bloody massacre? Scientist wanna scrape your ear was FOR SCIENCE! Finally, a hero rat find landmines, but PETA is fine since he’s part of a union.  We try our hand at some radio comedy tonight, I’m sure it’s about as good as our usual comedy.  Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode119 - In Memoriam

This episode is going to haunt you like the ghost of Duke Ellington due to all the SPOOKY stories.  A company wants to put QR codes on your tombstone so people can find out about your life.  A cow in Australia likes their snakes al dente. Meanwhile, scientists are excited about some virgin extraterrestrial organic compounds.  Do you wanna shag on main? Well if so take protection otherwise you may die of Covid-19.  Finally, the police get called on a guy’s Halloween display because it’s so bloody and violent… yeah, like the police are going to help with that problem!  It’s our extra-super-regular Halloween episode, get your candy corn, and welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 118 - The Wonderpus Photogenicus Has Braces

You’ll never guess our password, unless you guess Make The Hour an Hour Again 2020!.  This week we learn about tiny little robots who want to do butt stuff!  Some rude Canadians set fire to toilet paper in Walmart.  You’ve heard of latch-key kids, what about kevlar-helmet-demon-hunters?  Scientists find an organ deep in your throat, though I thought we knew about being able to do that for a while now.  Finally, a fish has a happy ending ruined, but another fish’s happy ending, causing him to have another happy ending.  The entire ending is happy. In the end.  Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 117- We Have To Stop Ryan Seacrest OR Two Guys A Girl and a Tile Mosaic from Pompeii

What do we want? Time Travel! When do we want it? AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO SOMEONE CAN STOP RYAN SEA-CREST. This week, a rude Canadian wrote an article back in 1990 saying feminism ruined everything, but don’t worry they’re now apologizing for it. A Van Buren man has an idea, one take a dump in a box; two put a top on that box; three, someone opens the box… IT’S HIS SHIT IN A BOX!  A woman returns stolen artifacts after thinking it was cursed, so maybe 2020 is fixed now? A priest is in trouble and really wishes he could alter his behavior, but either way getting punished may turn him on.  Finally, police are aware. There’s a sunfish. STOP CALLING.  We’re on a tangent, so welcome back to The Hour!