The Hour Podcast

Episode 116 - SCHULZE-MAKUCH

What’s in a name? Well I guess it depends if someone wants to Schulze Makuch.  On this week’s episode, a man is pissed that lesbians got to use his sperm!  Scientists find planets that are better than Earth, as if it’s hard, I can see Mars from my house!  Facebook think’s onions are too suggestive and inappropriate for their platform, but don’t worry, white supremacists are still A-OK. Scientists discover a two fingered beaked dinosaur, sadly they could never make the bowling league.  Finally, a male chastity belt has a security flaw that could lock up your dick with no way out.  Maybe we should buy one for every Republican Supreme Court nominee. You know, just to be safe.  Winter is coming, so make like a 747 and get working on that winter bear bod with a big bowl of snacks and The Hour pod!

Episode 115 - Polly Want a C-Word?

Imagine if instead of birds singing in the morning they were all just yelling “WHAT THE FUCK?!”  This week, can a heterosexual and homosexual Canadians be conjugal partners? Denmark can have their CO2 reduction and welfare too. Ireland decides Subway bread isn’t bread, but customers could have told you that.  Ann Arbor Michigan has legalized psychedelic mushrooms, but it’s what we need to deal with the reality we’re living in. Finally, some swearing birds are causing trouble in animal park in the UK, but still less offensive than Trump in last night’s debate.  Tune in for Jason’s great banana bread recipe, and welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 114 - Riblets

We are the quesadilla burger of podcasts, and you’re eating good in our neighborhood!  This week, we learn about the Uber of home evictions.  Scientists get paid to tickle their rats, but it’s not what you think.  Meanwhile, a man gets shot for tickling his rat and forcing a coworker to watch.  Wild pigs are quite the concern and are almost 1/28th of the population of Texas!  Finally, working out makes you feel good because of the endorphins, but also because you might cream your pants.  Grab a stack of all you can eat riblets, and welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 113 - Jeffrey Canada

Steve Rogers, meet Jeffrey Canada! We’ve got a theme this week and it’s science, with a side of extra well beef and some hamster semen.  This week Washington state needs some help taking care of cows, maybe Sarah McLachlan can do an ad to help raise awareness.  Scientist get trick protons with imaginary gravity fields. Meanwhile Russia decides that their inhospitable frozen land could use an addition so they add on an inhospitable burning land by claiming Venus.  Hamster DNA is found on a train in Germany, but Hamtaro swears he did not have sexual relations with that woman.  Finally, a city called Asbestos in Canada thinks maybe it’d be better if they were just called Jeffrey. If you’re good at math, maybe avoid the end of the show, because it might drive you crazy. Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 112 - Funeral Home Wardrobe

She’s a young maverick cop ready to shake things up, and he’s a goat a few months away from retirement. Lethal Goat 2, coming this fall!  This week a listener sent us in some sad news about a Trump Boat Parade that goes tits up! A robot tries to convince us it doesn’t want to kill us, by bringing up a lot of shade.  I think it wants to kill us.  Scientists want to blow bubbles in the Caribbean, but their moms say not at the dinner table.  Meanwhile a man accidentally blows up his house trying to kill a fly.  Finally, a cop finds a goat in her squad car.  Have you seen any good movies? I mean, you could if you’d stop listening, but either way, welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 111- Make America Bake Again

Yeah, we disagree, wanna fight about it? This week we discover that there’s a hearse in the Detroit River, but don’t worry the passenger was already dead.  A guy flies his jetpack toward a plane… wait, what? Processed food ages you faster than whole foods, but don’t worry, you won’t live long enough for it to affect you what with the diabetes and heart disease it’ll give you.  Honeybees may save breasts! Or is this just a way to get guys to care about what is happening with bees.  Finally, Amazon wants to hire you to bust any unions! Jeff and I fight about the minimum wage, but don’t worry we’re still friends. Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 110 - The Sun Will Come Out (unless solar panels are in use) Tomorrow

This week we search for objective truth, and do so relatively well. We are thrilled to welcome an expert guest on philosophy, Charlie!  This week we discuss a North Carolina town denying solar panels because of fears it may take all the energy from the sun and give us cancer. A university in Germany wants to give you a degree to do nothing, which prepares students for working in an office.  A woman doing a Facebook Live video thinks the meat she is cooking was a penis. Researchers discover paining eyes on cow asses scares away the predators, to which the Boy Scouts replied, ”THINGS YOU COULD HAVE TOLD US YESTERDAY!" Finally, an Australian man punched a Great White shark in the face to save his wife. I think she’s going to need a bigger surfboard.  Is there truth? Is this pod truly still going? Listen to find out. Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 109 - Brak

Have you tried new Shoutable? It’s our new sponsor!  This week, a homeless guy is discovered living in a soccer stadium. I’m surprised it took them as long as it did to notice someone was actually at a soccer stadium.  Michigan may build a new automated vehicle road between Detroit and Ann Arbor. It’s Bald Eagle Week, Motherfuckers! A bald eagle attacks a Michigan drone doing research along lake Michigan. Finally, a chocolate factory makes it snow cocoa! We love you, and we show it by making you this shitty podcast once a week. Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 108 - It Wasn't Billie Jean

Why is it that Bastian gets any wishes he wants, but his first wish isn’t to revive his dead mom, but to ride a friggin dog dragon and revive all the lame-ass characters in Fantasia? This week, we discover how important it is to small talk with your coworkers. A man grows a new penis on his arm. Meanwhile, A Canadian brewery apparently uses Google Translate and accidentally names their beer “Pubes.”  Finally, 747s still need eight 3.5 inch floppy disks to work right.  This week we decide to try a lightning round of a bunch of crazy stories this week. Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 107 - We Digress (a lot)

Do you read these things? Do you even listen? I mean, e-mail us and let us know.  A Delta pilot is sick of these motherfucking anti-maskers on this motherfucking plane. Someone packed too much cocaine and crashed the plane. Bootsie the felon feline escaped from a maximum-security Sri Lankan prison. Having to work with dead bodies isn’t the worst thing about working at the Macomb County morgue. Finally, a dumb tourist breaks a two hundred-year-old statue, the good news, HE WASN’T AN AMERICAN! Welcome back to The Hour!