The Hour Podcast

Episode 106 - Hot Dog Cobbler

Are you ready to flush this oyster cobbler of an episode down the toilet? Awww come on, give us a chance!  This week, the first of our third year, we find out about those dogs that can smell the Rona on you!   A study in the UK asks dudes to eat a couple pizzas to see how their body handles it. The UK government is also loaning money to a sex party start up. Red Lobster saves a blue lobster, but can’t save its customers from its food. Finally, we discuss some of the nominees for the Emmy Awards, but then get bored of it and stop.  Hey, have you or someone you love received beans in the mail? If so, we’d love to trade a cow for them, we hear they grow into a beanstalk that goes straight to Chinese spy satellites.  We’re running long, as per usual in this Covid world, but what else do you have to do? Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 105 - Vaginal Tightening Pills

It’s our two year birthday, or at least it was five days ago!  Thanks for sticking with us as usual, or for the first time! This week we discuss a Karen who is really pissed off! The British Columbia CDC thinks that one way to avoid COVID spread is glory holes, so get out to those truck stops!  An Ohio man takes his kid to work at the family business, robbing a bank!  A Game of Thrones fan and computer programmer uses his Medieval Times souvenir to scare away a rapist. Finally, do you want original recipe or extra creepy? It’s the newest episode and our assholes are ready! Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 104 - S-Town Beef

I think we need to change the name of our show, because we can’t get this thing down to an hour.  This week we discuss the issues of a decreasing population, though we don’t necessarily agree.  AirBNB wants you to just send money to people you’ve stayed with in the past because they’re not employees so it’s not like they’re going to help them.  Scientists discover that Native Americans and Polynesians met in the early A.D. 1000s, and we learn what A.D. actually stands for. A wild peacock is running amok in the San Francisco Bay area, and cops managed to nab two car thieves in one fell swoop.  The Corona is making us extra chatty, but it seems like you’re still listening, so welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 103 - Ice Cream Makes You Gay

Don’t mind our technical difficulties, the end of the show is always rubbish.  Also, we cut out one of the five stories to make the show shorter, and we now present to you OUR LONGEST SHOW EVER!  This week we ask you to scream inside your heart, like Japanese amusement parks are asking riders to do in newly opened theme parks.  A study determines the pressure and distance of penguin shit.  Meanwhile the U.S. went phishing and caught that Nigerian prince who wants your checking account number. Finally, a conspiracy theory comes true and the Internet goes out right at the end leading to a bit of a difference to our usual ending. We also spend a bit of time talking about personality types in our new segment “What bullshit test is going to tell you nonsense about yourself?” (Jason's words, not Jeff's)  We’re looking for venture capitalists for our thousand dollar ideas, so hit us up, and welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 102 - AI Roblowjob

What’s got splinters and is dissatisfied? Martha Washington! We’re really distant this week since Jeff is in Alexandria for the week.  This week, France discusses adding ecocide to their constitution, which makes sense since they already have laws against killing the French language and crimes against cheese. Pakistan discovers around a third of all pilots in the country are actually not pilots at all. With all the talk of getting rid of relics of the past, a relic of the past called the Dixie Chicks are changing their name to just The Chicks. An AI robot is getting a leading role in an upcoming science fiction film. Finally, a reptile park in Australia is reporting theft of their crocodiles, if only there was someone who could hunt them down, a crocodile hunter, if you will.  Warning, if you have a bug trigger, or one of a guy screaming like a baby because a bug crawled on him, avoid the end of the show.  Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 101 - Flavortown

Episode 101? Well, that’s the most basic episode, but we are the most basic bitches. This week we find out about how Nestle sucks and wants to fuck over farmers. A guy in Yosemite gets fired for letting his balls loose in the wrong part of the park.  Spain needs to either get control of their art restorers, or invest in their art classes in school because they are having problems!  Jews get some kosher lube, but I feel like if you’re eating it you’re doing it wrong.  Finally, scientists make brain blobs out of Neanderthal DNA, which means next we’re getting Neanderthal Park? We’re in triple digits, with that same double digit flavor! Welcome back to The Hour, in Flavortown USA!

Episode 100 - The Hour DO NOT LISTEN

What’s two years old and sounds like shit? Our first ever episode!  So, picture it, the internet, 2018. After weeks of working on an idea for a podcast we decided to just wing something and see how it goes.  100 episodes later, we thought it’d be fun to publish that demo that we did. It’s crude, unpolished, and lacks organization and preparation.  So, it fits right in here as episode 100.  Enjoy it, if you can, and Welcome to the First Hour!

Episode 99 - Hiccup Time Warp

What’s that? Ya wanna fight about it? This week Jeff and I disagree on public education again. Don’t worry, we’re still friends.  Ontario announces that restaurants can not allow singing or dancing in the new phased reopening.  Joey Bologna has some t-shirts. They’re white and probably have mustard and American Cheese inside… which seems like an apt description of police unions.  A man blames a homeless guy who didn’t exist after he accidentally shot himself in the Richard Johnson. Anti-racists and anti-anti-racist make us anti-anti-anti-anti protesting.  Finally, a 75 year old decides to grab an ass and start a fight in a gay bar, fucking boomers.  Hey, it’s episode 99, be sure to get a patch for your podcast app otherwise it’s going to go crazy when we roll over to 100. IT’S Y2K ALL OVER AGAIN! Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 98 - Inspector Mousseau

Do you hear something? Like humming?  Wait, I can’t hear over the Mayor of Chicago telling an Alderman that he’s full of shit.  Meanwhile in Detroit a Canadian man apparently used a submarine to smuggle drugs across the Detroit River, but he was polite enough to tell the police all about it.  A ten year old treasure hunt may be over, but where’s the proof?  A man in Bay City MIchigan decided to mow his lawn in the buff… watch out for those mosquitos.  Finally, Netflix may have just defeated Space Force, at least in trademark court.  We’re parked in a spacious two pod garage, welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 97 - The Moth Radio Hour

You know, if each month of 2020 is worse than the last, my friends, we are fucked! But let’s talk about things that don’t matter instead!  A couple dozen journalists at MSN are getting replaced with AI bots, I hope they didn’t hire the bots from Twitter.  Scientists make a baseball cap that cures baldness… wait, isn’t that what they already to by covering up those shiny tops? A gang of monkeys stole the ‘Rona, we assume to sell to North Korea.  A couple of guys turn up to act out a sexual fantasy, but ended sneaking into the wrong house.  And finally, scientist find that some birds may be gay from what they eat, but I mean that’s what it means when you eat dick.  Hey, why did the chicken cross the road? For a photo op at a church. Welcome back to The Hour!