The Hour Podcast

Episode 87 - Pig Shark!

State mom says we have to stay home, so we’re again doing a distance Hour.  This week a man chases his neighbor with a sword, while another man breaks the Corona quarantine and ends up being eaten by a crocodile.  A man had his lung removed, cleaned, and replaced. I hope his nurse wasn’t Taylor Swift because after washing it she’d probably shake it off.  Since the world is a mess some companies are turning to apps to monitor their employees because Big Brother boss just misses seeing your face. A town in Canada deals with the most Canadian thing that could happen, while sex doll makers assure customers are safe and their dolls are antibacterial.  So, if you got syphilis it means your sex doll is cheating on you. We made sure to socially distance our stories, each one is at least six feet apart. Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 86 - To Wong Foo

You may be social distancing, but we’re still right here to help you kill time so you don’t kill the people you’re quarantined with!  This week we find out that after the quarantine a bunch of people in China decided it was time for a divorce. The mayor of Baltimore implores citizens to stop killing each other because that’s Corona’s job!  The Mars Insight Lander struggles to get it’s stick in, so far it’s been just the tip. A new study finds that humans may be sensitive to Earth’s electromagnetic fields, but sorry it’s not going to help anyone navigate their heads out of their asses.  Finally, a Florida man is arrested twice in the same week for impersonating an officer. Take some stress off of Netflix and Disney+ and instead welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 85 - Sorry About the Corona

Are you sick of Coronavirus?  Well, you may want to practice social distancing and avoid the pod.  This week we find out if transubstantiation can spread Coronavirus (yeah we used transubstantiation because we were going for a triple word score!).  We also smurf a little story about a world record in France. A million moms get all hot and bothered when two dudes kiss, but to be fair the track record of “straight” husbands in the church suddenly wanting to smoke pole makes their concern perhaps a little more logical.  A guy gets a little too excited and has to have his snake drained, but it’s not in a good way. Finally, a man in Kansas asks to trial by combat with his Iowan ex-wife. What is this? Amok-Time? Watch out for the Cyproids this episode, and welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 84 - Tamamaaaaa

Another week, another hour!  This week we take a lot of tangents, but while doing so we learn about a guy that injected a person with semen while at the grocery store.  A woman finds out that her liver problems are because her bladder is making alcohol.  Meanwhile, in California, a guy steals a hearse with a corpse in it, and a student in Florida accidentally pepper sprays everyone in the gym because he thought he was using regular body spray.  Finally, a city in Italy finds wine coming out of their taps, which sounds like our kind of town. Welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 83 - What is the Sky?

Space, the final frontier! This week’s frontier of alleged comedy has us trying to go to space, eating Hot Pockets (not a sponsor) calling 911, and trying to live forever.  We start by talking about the college cheating scandal, which has nuked the family of the creator of the Hot pocket. A man trying to prove the Earth is flat by shooting himself up, and then crashes to earth on a homemade rocket.  Will we live forever? Technology and scientists say maybe. Meanwhile, a 36-year-old calls the police on her parents for shutting off her cell phone. Finally, a woman kills her boyfriend by zipping him into a suitcase. We’re venturing into the internet weeds of stupid this week with some science questions…. I’m not sure if I have the strength, but we hope you do! Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 82 - Squirt

Another week, another show!  This week we discuss a man who saved his neighbor from a dog by killing him.  We’re destroying forests so we can wipe our asses, but like, ok. Some tits know what they don’t like.  Meanwhile, a kid gets a little too close to the bean bucket. Finally, and most disgustingly, 3% of people admit to shitting in the shower.  We just shit on the internet in the form of a podcast. Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 81 - Happy Valentime's

For Valentine’s Day we finally got it up again… and by that we mean in the number of minutes in the show.  This week we find out that it wasn’t love at first sight because her date took her on a bank robbery. A lone wolf walks 500 miles, and walks 500 more, but doesn’t fine love and dies.  A man uses a dinosaur to try and get in an HOV lane, but that’s gonna cost him over $300. A guy at Wendy’s gets fired for bathing in the sink, a teacher tries to buy meth at school, and the Department of Justice give way too much money for Hookers for Jesus.  It’s Valentine’s day, we love you! Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 80 - You Can't Lose Weight In The Kitchen

What is art? We disagree.  This week we hear about the worst criminals ever who hide their drugs, cleverly, in a bag labeled “Bag of Drugs!”  A guy in Germany creates fake traffic jams for Art (and because he’s an asshole). A bunch of tourists shit on history and then get arrested.  Meanwhile, scientists are creating knittable skin, which could make Granny’s scarves super gross. Finally, a village in India finds a way to scare away the monkeys.  We keep coming up short, but at least we’re having fun. Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 79 - Christina Ricci's Forehead

We’ve been a little short lately, but it’s not the size it’s how we use it.  This week we find out about post death sperm donors… and to think I thought it was bad when my dad “went out to pick up some milk…”  A woman decides the best place to drop a deuce is the parking lot of a sporting goods store, and another woman’s butthole is open for business on Facebook.  Stoner logic says to light up at your court appearance, and a man rents a storage space because he just can’t deliver all the mail. Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 78 - This Wasn't Funny

Who’s ready to laugh? Hopefully not you, because this episode is not funny at all.  But none of them are. This week we discuss some local news when a woman stabbed her boyfriend in a parking lot.  People attach razor blades to roosters for a cockfight… what could go wrong? A group of furries try to stop domestic abuse.  And a man who wants to domestically abuse his member sues Pornhub because they don’t have captions. Finally, Grandpa Jason comes for a visit with his magnified screen because old-man eyes don’t work like they used to.  It’s a little short, but welcome back to The Hour!