The Hour Podcast

I’m interested in this week’s episode!  A lady decides to rob a Walmart with 75 cops in it because she wanted to live life on expert level.  Another lady decided to smuggle a gun into her MRI, you know, just in case there was a bad MRI with a gun.  Someone leaves their car in the toaster too long, but maybe they can just scrape the overly toasted parts off.  A lady was sentenced to 60 days in fast food. Would you rather have endless shrimp or endless pod?  Either way, welcome back to The Hour!

Are you thankful for our latest episode?  This week, some people from west Philadelphia, born and raised, decided to rob a truck.  Some guy wants his mom’s shit in his butt.  Pigs may want to invade Minnesota, but maybe not, but if they are they are prepared.  Finally, a plane has to go back to JFK because a horse is on the lose.  It’s black Friday, so, welcome back to The Hour!

This week is a real Walt’s Apple Feast, what with having two shows in a row!  This week, we learn from a dentist how we should be handling all that Halloween candy. Celine Dion is ruining the sleep of people in New Zealand, but only because she is the greatest singer in the world.  If you want to hit kids, then don’t teach in New York.  Finally, a guy in a bondage suit is terrorising the people of Claverham, Yatton, Cleeve, Lowinshire-upon-Towne and Bleadon (and one of those is not a real place buy you’ll have to guess).  Are you all hopped up on sugar? Either way, welcome back to The Hour!

There’s a new episode of the pod in your neighborhood!  This week, a guy dies at the wrong time of year, but at least he doesn’t have to pay the lawn crew that mowed around his body.  The police choke someone’s emu.  A pig targets a disabled family, so who did he learn that hate from?  Finally, hope you don’t need a boner in Florida, otherwise you’ll just have to use Ron Desantis’ smile to get you hard.  It’s been a while, so welcome back to The Hour!

Would you stab someone to listen to the Hour? Don’t worry, you won’t have to, unless your partner is into that.  This week, a Canadian woman executes the perfect scam and gets 1,000 free condoms from Amazon.  A lady tries to stab a dog but ends up just stabbing her niece.  A lady thinks her Apple Watch is worth dropping into an outhouse for.  Finally, Joe Biden’s dog keeps biting people, but don’t worry he also still sniffs them awkwardly too.  It’s been a while, but welcome back to The Hour!

Great heavens!  Would you listen to a freeze dried episode? This week, Canadians think trying to find an apartment is worse than being in prison.  It’s probably because they’d have to actually call someone on the phone to get a lease and they won’t do anything that isn’t through a website.  A man in Georgia stole a porch, because, Georgia.  Space junk takes out the space junk removal satellite.  The CDC says if you have a turtle don’t go past first base.  Finally, a British guy though a bunch of people namasted themselves to death.  Three in a row?! Welcome back to the The Hour!

Are you sick of these motherf’in shits, on this motherf’in plane?  Well, there are not shits on this show, but we do have skulls.  This week, a human skull was brought to Goodwill, sorry, no refunds.  A dog snuck into a Metallica concert and the internet thought it was cute.  Someone shits themself on a flight, and everyone has to go back to Atlanta, which was maybe worse?  Finally, AirCanada isn’t even sorry when it kicks two women off a flight because they didn’t upgrade to the non-vomit seats.  You dont’ have to sneak into our episodes, welcome back to the The Hour!

It’s been a while so this might go a little longer than usual, as long as we can keep our butts erect.  This week, we find out that Mountain Dew can remove DNA, why didn’t the true crime podcasts tell us this sooner!?  Fox News has to cut to commercial when all their anchors get visible wood because of a story out of Chicago.  The British Museum wants their stolen loot back! Finally, we go back in time to the distant world of 2018 to tell you about ancient Floridaman.  Summer vacation is over, so welcome back to the Podyear for The Hour!

Are the aliens on their way?  Better question, are they a listener and do they know what Karl Dandleton would do?  This week, Zoom says it’s product is worthless and insists on everyone returning to the office.  Australia thinks they need the most consultanty consultants to consult on consulting.  Space has a few questions to ask you.  Finally, an Italian man decides to go out American style: under a thick layer of cheese.  Two episodes in the same week? Wow! Welcome back to The Hour!

What other instruments do you think should duel? Hey, it’s been a while and we’re back at it!  This week Carnitas are back in Arizona, so get them fast before everyone stops falling down on the asphalt.  Pretty bad to die from drinking in Jamaica, innit? Smugglers try to put cocaine inside cheese, but they better be careful because that’s moving into Coca-Cola’s turf.  Finally, sharks Nancy Reagan says "Just say no!” then bites a surfer.  Hey, what are your random thoughts? Let us know and we’ll put them on the show!  It’s been so long, so welcome back to The Hour!