The Hour Podcast

Episode 76 - Disrespect Downunder

Burn baby burn! Australian Inferno? As you may have seen, it’s pretty bad what’s happening, and while we will discuss some stories from Downunder, we do hope you can help support animals or at least get some cheap porn out of it.  But, in other news, a body found in a cave 40 years ago has finally been identified, and it’s a MURDERER! A woman gets lockjaw right at the climax of her enthusiastic beejer. Finally, police are called to save a Florida woman, and it turns out to just be a bird. Rise up lights, and welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 75 - Cheek Fat Back

This is 2020, but neither of us is Barbara Walters! In our first episode of 2020, we discuss a police officer who robbed the houses of people she saw in obituaries while they were at funerals.  A man breaks into a sex shop to steal a $5000 sex doll. Police in Tennessee warns people not to flush their drugs to avoid downstream meth-gators. Another couple thinks they’re being robbed and call the police only to find out it was their Roomba.  And finally, after a women’s death, they found her husband dead in the freezer, where they believe he’s been for 10 years! Happy New Year! Our resolution is to be 10% more funny this year, but don’t expect too much because no one sticks to their resolutions. Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 74 - THE MEATS (not a sponsor)!

It’s our last show of 2019! This week we evil Santa tormented a little girl through a ring app.  A mystery dumper left a shitty surprise on the roads of Northern England meanwhile, a man sprayed too much air freshener in his car and blew it up when he lit his cigarette.  Boeing celebrated a safe return of their spacecraft, even though it didn’t make it to the International Space Station due to an error with the clock. Maybe they should have had their grandkids come over and set it, just like they set the VCR clock.  A Missouri church leader tried to pay for sex with a gas fill up and some Arby’s. Finally, speaking of a sausage party, a bunch of dick fish washed up on the shores of California. So long, 2019, and hopefully 2020 is less of a dumpster fire. Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 73 - Jewigi

Happy Christmas!  This week we learn that the best way to get out of prison is to write a note on the cards that you’re being forced to produce and maybe some British kid will send help.  In Louisiana, they created a giant wood gator to burn on Christmas eve because, tradition. A guy forgot his saw when he went to get his Christmas tree, so he decided to shoot it down instead.  A gaggle of kids learn the hard way what happens when you get double-dog dared to lick a frozen pole, and we aren’t talking about dead dick here. A family has a 141-year-old fruit cake, and a new game lets you play Jesus.  It’s the most wonderful time of the year, and we’ve got an all Christmas themed pod for you this week. Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 72 - NipStick (not a sponsor)

Things are getting back to normal, meaning our jokes suck like the other 71 episodes. On this week’s episode to Michigan, hunters get into a pissing contest over deer.  Meanwhile, Utah police may no longer be allowed to beat it in the car, and maybe not send eggplant emojis. A man gets pissed off at the process for registering emotional support animals and registers a swarm of bees.  In Germany, a drunk Racoon does not find his happy ending. And finally, a mother-daughter duo discovers the power of their nipple color. Trump can flush as much as he wants, but this podcast just won’t go down. Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 71 - From B Hole to V Hole

Don’t worry, we’re not hungover, and we’re ready for episode 71.  In this week’s episode, a layer is accidentally killed when the gun entered into evidence shoots her.  Craig’s List finally has an app, so I guess you can find junk without having to go to a yard sale. Ohio makes Jesus the answer to everything, it’s like a get out of schooling free card!  A woman is killed in a makeshift pipe bomb gender reveal accident. And finally, a local county has part of a 19-ton display of sewer crap on display, dubbed the “fatberg!” Let’s get on with the normal shenanigans! Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 70 - It Makes the Noise

Episode 69 - 6ix 9ine

If you’re us, you’ll tell us what episode this is.  69, dudes! This week discover that if you're selling meth, you may be robbing from the police when you take the GPS they put on your car off.  A bank teller robs a guy that took out a huge amount of money. Meanwhile, a group of drunk judges get into a brawl in a White Castle parking lot.  In science news, internet graphic designers are going to rule 34 your ex-girlfriends. And finally, scientists make a huge breakthrough and find a way to keep shit off the toilet… don’t worry, now they can start focusing on that cancer thing. Much like actual 69, episode 69 sounds more exciting and satisfying than it turns out to be. Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 68 - In Loving Memory of Karl Dandleton (not dead)

To our faithful listener, Karl Dandleton.  This pod’s for you! This week we discuss the irony of voting against climate change measure minutes before your meeting room is flooded because of climate change.  A lady finds out she’s dead when she goes to buy her medicine that keeps her alive, but I suppose the Social Security Administration is hoping it just sorts itself out.  The Marlboro man passes away, but never smoked so… yay? Meanwhile, Madonna is sued for having a show that’s too damn late. At the same time, Ben and Jerry are being sued for saying their cows are too damn happy.  What would Karl Dandleton do when he heard that there was a new episode of The Hour out? He’d listen to it! Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 67 - You Will Surely Barf

Just for fun, we decided to give you six stories.  That’s right, the Hour Pod, now with 20% more news!  This week we look at guns, both being stolen and being shot.  We also find out about what happens at the nudist spa when you can’t drive your golf cart.  We also look into stupid men who are stalking their exes. We wrap up with a man who got two death row meals due to some scheduling mishaps.  We also take some time out to review some Japanese KitKat bars, though, perhaps 16 was too man. While KitKats means you will surely succeed, we will surely barf if we eat another KitKat.  Welcome back to The Hour!