The Hour Podcast

Episode 66 - Spooky

Spooky! It’s Halloween, which means it’s time for CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY!  This week we’re looking into Halloween stories, and start with a town that bans kids over 12 from trick-or-treating (or tricks-or-treating for those mid-century types). We hear about some sex offenders who are offended at signs telling tricks-or-treaters to stay away from their house.  A Michigan Halloween display is totally-accidentally-not-on-purpose racists (probably not though). A historical center has some creepy dolls, and we totally call the winner of the creepy doll contest. We end with some surprise corpses because apparently Tampa can’t remember where it left its dead people.  If anyone has some Wasabi Kit-Kats, we’d love some in our Halloween bags. Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 65 - OoOoOooOoooooooOOO

It’s space and robots this week, and a little bird strike, but we are sure they can come to a contract agreement soon.  This week we discuss a bird that caused $2 million in damage to a military plane. We also found out that ICBM launch stations have moved into the 1980s and got rid of their 8-inch floppy disks.  The moon is getting some robot spiders and the UN thinks maybe killer robots aren’t the greatest idea. Finally, the ozone layer hole is getting smaller, but the bad news is it’s because of climate change. We’re at it again, welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 64 - Cam the Clam Came in a Clean Cream Can

Hey, if you know a grocery store sushi chef, we’d love to have them on the show!  This week, we find out that if you’re a Boy Scout leader, you may have worries for the rest of your days if you do a naked rendition of Hakuna Matata!  The squirrels are at it again, this time they’re shoving their nuts in some lady’s trunk. Though, we have a solid “no butt stuff” policy. A lady is fined for her emotional support monkeys, but hasn’t she suffered enough? Three people go to jail when they trade a baby or a car - I guess they didn’t get the gap insurance.  And finally, an angry ex burns her old love letters and her apartment in the process. We finally did one in less than 60 minutes, so You’re welcome! Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 63 - Camel Testicles*

Jason’s back, which we say as if it’s a good thing! This week we discuss the Michigan state legislature who had a house go missing.  We also discuss the Georgia teacher who was put on leave for saying that the Confederate flag was just advertising that you intended to marry your sibling… but, really, where’s the lie?  A goy sues Johnson and Johnson for giving him boobs, and wins 8 Billion dollars! Meanwhile, a man in Russia is suing Apple for making him gay. Finally a woman does the only thing she can think when a camel sits on her, and bits his nuts! We’re going to go off topic, but what else is new?  Welcome back to The Hour!

 

Episode 62 - Squirrel Lassie

Okay, lots to talk about this week but very little time. Just kidding, what else is there to do. Logan guests on the show with Jason's first show off in over a year! The man deserves a damn vacation. We've got a very shed-heavy episode with attempted murder, attempted robbery, and attempted humor. We do our first on-location report (in my shed of course.) Jason normally writes these, so what else is there to say except JASON COME BACK. You can blame it all on me. I was wrong, and I just can't podcast without you.

Episode 61 - Definitely, Definitely SPORTS

We’ve been on a streak, but are happy to say the pressure is off, we finally have a show that’s not funny… just like the 60 that came before it.  This week we discuss the problematic idea of dividing high school football divisions based on household income. A woman wards off a masturbator by pretending to be autistic. A woman diverts a flight by being trapped in the bathroom. Meanwhile, Mike Pence finds new ways to be a total dick.  Finally, a coyote tries to catch a girl, but probably should have tried drawing a tunnel on a wall. We aren’t as funny as we have been, but at least we’re consistent. Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 60 - Updates and Corrections and Alien Rumspringa

Because we are idiots, we have so many corrections and updates this week!  This week we see what crazy president grandpa yelling about light bulbs. A vat of bull semen explodes. A man drops a bomb on his ex-girlfriend, but not like in the surprise information sort of way.  Blink 182 may have found aliens, and the Amish make a run from the police. Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 59 - Where Was Linda Ronstadt?

We managed to get this week close to an hour! On today’s episode we discuss the new planet that has been discovered with water vapor in the air. Could it be aliens???  A sushi truck find some unwelcome penguins trying to next in their sashimi. A man on vacation decides he’ll just fly the plane. Meanwhile, a man on the Massachusetts Turnpike takes Tesla’s autopilot feature too far and snoozes at 60 miles per hour.  Finally, a runner doesn’t realize his junk is flopping out of his shorts like a fish on the bottom of the a boat. Bui, at least he shaved some time off his marathon run. Thanks for coming back, we know we’re not as exciting as the return of pumpkin spiced lattes, but we’re glad you’re listening. Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 58 - Attack of the Chilean Flamenco Flamingo

Jeff thought last week was a great episode, now we have pressure to make this one great! THE PRESSURE!  This week we discuss the link between a low understanding of your own emotions and right wing beliefs and prejudices. We hear about some user errors with smart ovens that resulted in broiling nothing for hours. A poor little old Australian lady was pecked to death by an aggressive rooster, and a Florida man who killed a popular theme park flamingo had his own tragic ending, and finally a man in Kansas thought he was helping people, but instead accidentally made a bomb threat.  It’s ok, we bomb every week. Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 57 - If You Wannabe My Podcaster

Happy Labor Day weekend! We’re back with another episode, and this week we’re going to discuss the new disease which is all the rage in, like, three people! A racist old lady says something racists then claims she’s not racist. A Florida Man brings a knife to the party because someone told him to flush his deuce. A town in England will not stand for sex in their public toilets. And finally, a man accidentally kills himself while removing the security tag from a stolen shirt. We apologize for the musical interludes, but be thankful we scrapped the original ending.