The Hour Podcast

Episode 56 - Charmin Shitfingers

We’ve been going long in our second year, and here we go again! In this episode Jeff and Jason argue about looking on the bright side! When we finally get to the show content we discuss how scientist are able to predict your death by looking at the shit in your blood.  Scientists also discover a species that evolved more than once after being extinct. A couple spends thousands to clone their dead cat. Researchers suggest giant mile and a half long hydrogen blimps to move cargo. And, finally, a woman tries to frame her husband for child porn and ends up having to register as a sex offender.  It’s another episode of the hour, but look on the bright side, the sooner you listen to it, the sooner it’ll be over. Welcome back!

Episode 55 - Spotify Lullaby

Summer is ending, stupid summer shenanigans are still rolling in.  This week we find out that it’s a bad idea to drive around with your kids in a pool on top of your car. We discuss a family vacation that turns into a horror movie when a wolf rips through their tent and tries to drag a father away.  A man falls out of the landing gear of a plane on approach to Heathrow. In Virginia a man inconveniences 50 people by leaving old tvs on their door steps, and finally a serial clogger gets more time in jail than a guy that tried to kill his wife.  Welcome back to The Hour! 

Episode 54 - Toothy Beej

HOLY NIPPLED SUIT, BATMAN! It’s another episode of The Hour!  This week we hear about an emu that we are sure is just looking for a donkey to love.  A guy a Little Caesars is unhappy with the product he got… but, Dude. You’re at a LIttle Caesars.  A guy gets part time jail on the weekends for trying to poison his wife, so I guess his shared custody and national guard prospects are out.  Panic ensues when a motorcycle backfires in time square. Finally, women are warned that they shouldn’t steam their downstairs, but we’re both find with wrinkles.  It’s another long one, and welcome back to The Hour! 

Episode 53 - It's Fucking Cumin

Wow, that was long - That’s what she said.  We kind of go off on a few tangents, which is why this one is so long.  This week’s themes are airplanes and education. We find out what happens when you check a missile launcher, and what happens when you try to open the door to a plane mid-flight.  South Dakota is dictating that all schools prominently display “In God We Trust” in their schools. Meanwhile rich families find a way to stick it to the poor by stealing Pell Grants.  Finally, we take a look at the people of Walmart, who think it’s a good idea to pee on the potatoes. Just remember taco seasoning is all just cumin, and The Hour is back again!

Episode 52 - Lunch Meat Sandwiches

Warning: This podcast may contain annoying ass earworms, but it’s raining tacos…  This week we learn about the fate of a man who disappeared 10 years ago. A gator was loose in Michigan, or at least it was until someone shot it.  A Florida city is trying to scare away homeless people with Baby Sharks and Raining Tacos. A study found that sexual function improves with nuts, but you all already know you can’t ignore the nuts.  And finally Instagram is testing removing the number of people who like your posts so that people will be more authentic… fucking millennials. Mueller testified this week, but like Pelosi we’re just going to ignore what he said.  Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 51 - Cake Farts

It’s our podcast, it’s your birthday! We can’t believe we’ve been doing this a year, and you probably can’t believe we haven’t given up yet!  For our one year anniversary we thought we’d pick some pod-favorite categories that we’ve enjoyed over the year. A crazy incident with the police involve alcohol, a rattlesnake, and a little some extra.  A poor confused grandma ends up with sex toys on her feet. People just can’t seem to get the cake they want, and this time a family ends up with marijuana instead of Moana. You’re welcome? A weird animal story turns out to be less exciting than anticipated. Finally, gators are in the news again.  Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 50 - Straight from the Teet

Summer is a great time to let your crazy out, which is obvious by all the crazy stories we’ve were sent this week.  There’s only so much time, so on this week’s episode, a guy, a girl, a lake, and a mystery! It even has a boat chase!  We find out that Millennials aren’t the worst anymore, because Gen Z can’t even cook pasta. Though, apparently they may be having virtual long distance sex with people over the internet. Weird.  And finally, something crazy is going on with ice cream. From lickers, to boogers, to makeshift urinals. Maybe, stay away from ice cream for a bit. Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 49 - Titty Boy Tanks Parade Trump

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA! What’s more American than loving guns so much you shoot yourself in the dick?  On today’s episode we discuss why in the world they would let a guy out on bail who wants to shoot up a synagogue and wants his guns back. We hear about a woman who was charged with theft for taking her abusive husband’s guns to the police. There are two shooters on the loose in Michigan, but not the guy sho shot himself in the dick. And finally a kid gets shot while his dad is trying to buy drugs.  This is American, and this is The Hour!

Episode 48 - Dammit Bobby

Episode 48 comes at you with the longest episode yet, but it’s not like we’re measuring. This week we discover that people are more likely to turn in a wallet if there’s cash in it. A slug dies and takes down the Japanese Railroads with it, a Florida tourist catches flesh eating bacteria, and she didn’t even go to Mar-A-Lago.  We also discuss another streaming service, and how people follow Google Maps into an empty field. We also welcome a new guest host. This is a long one, but we had a good time making it. Welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 47 - Loser Teen Moms

Father’s Day has come and gone, but we’re still here, and this time with dad jokes! This week we discuss deadly shit gase in India, a man with a meth-head attack squirrel, and just some good ol’ boys getting themselves into a heap of trouble.  We also can’t miss a news story on sex dolls, especially when they’ll make them like your dead partner. Finally we discuss how honeybees can apparently count, but only to four. That may be creepy, but it’s still less creepy than the Bee Movie. Welcome back to The Hour!