Episodes
Saturday Jun 10, 2023
Episode 242 - Possum Publicity Firm
Saturday Jun 10, 2023
Saturday Jun 10, 2023
We’re looking for some new PR firm, any suggestions? This week, A karen wants to talk to the manager of the hire a murderer site. What’s the discount when your killer takes too long? A guy in Van Buren Township ends up in a dump, but like, where else are you gonna be in Van Buren township? A crocodile apparently fucks itself. Finally, a guy close fist punches a baby in the face, but the baby only had minor injuries. Did this guy even lift? It’s been a while, so welcome back to The Hour!
Wednesday May 24, 2023
Episode 241 - He Got Shot in the Hot Pocket
Wednesday May 24, 2023
Wednesday May 24, 2023
What’s the deal with these AI, they get no respect! This week, a lady has her heart put in a museum, but don’t worry she had a spare. A bunch of students almost failed college because they all cheated using AI in one class. Indiana is bringing back the throwing star, now they just need to free the heart, horseshoes, diamonds and blue moons. Finally, a man in Kentucky shot his roommate for eating the last hot pocket! He was just really looking forward to that diarrhea. Don't’ worry, we’re not ending the pod, but we did ask and AI to write our obituary, stay tuned to the end, and welcome back to The Hour!
Thursday May 18, 2023
Episode 240 - Scrappy Was A Piece of Shit
Thursday May 18, 2023
Thursday May 18, 2023
How much is too much for a sandwich? I say the $5 food long is pushing it. This week, a stupid kid tries to kidnap a girl and her brother doesn’t even ask if that punk feels lucky. China can’t take a joke, but hey, I get cranky when I’m packed in with a lot of people too. Cows show their true colors, so perhaps we should get them some thin blue line flags. Finally, a drunk guy wants his dog to dive him home Dude, get an Über. So, are we all stupider, or is it just me? Welcome back to The Hour!
Thursday May 11, 2023
Episode 239 - The Guy’s Suckin On Night Toes
Thursday May 11, 2023
Thursday May 11, 2023
Hey, when was the last time you washed your feet? This week, we find out pasta is too expensive in italy, but in New Jersey they’re just throwing it in the woods. A new TikTok trend has people trying to smuggle Fruit Rollups into Israel, and the whole thing makes our teeth hurt. Finally, a hotel manager gets a little too friendly with a guest at night, and he’s going to go wee wee wee all the way to jail. It’s been a while and we’re glad to say, welcome back to The Hour.
Thursday Apr 27, 2023
Episode 238 - Sciatica!!!
Thursday Apr 27, 2023
Thursday Apr 27, 2023
Hey share your location because we want to know where you are at all times! This week, someone thought it was a good idea to let kids kill feral cats, until a bunch of people pointed out it was a bad idea, but don’t worry some crazies thing it’s still a good idea. A guy surrounded by deadly snakes dies, but police ay it wasn’t from the snakes. Sounds like these cops are in the pocket of big slither. A bunch of satanists are coming to Boston to spread their messages of equality and compassion. Finally, don’t put baby piss in your eye, says the FDA. Great, now the Trumpettes are going to go around squeezing the piss out of babies to put in their eyes so they can own the libs. We were off last week, so welcome back to The Hour.
Thursday Apr 13, 2023
Episode 237 - A Mobster Lobster OR The Ctrl-Alt-Del of Sin
Thursday Apr 13, 2023
Thursday Apr 13, 2023
If you donate to the pod today, we’ll send you a free WWKDD bracelet and a The Hour tote. This week, the pope says he’d totally swipe right for Jesus. NPR is cutting a bunch of jobs, now they’ll have to do their funding drive on the highway off ramp. A lab tells his friends he can quit any time he wants! A fake police officer pulls over a real officer, what are the odds of that? Advice is also back this week, and we advise you to enjoy the show and welcome back to The Hour.
Thursday Apr 06, 2023
Episode 236 - How Do I Get Jodi Foster’s Attention
Thursday Apr 06, 2023
Thursday Apr 06, 2023
How do you prefer your podcasts, more fatty and gamey or lean and flavorful? After a short break we’re back and learning about a vending machine that sells bear meat in Japan. A guy thinks a child ghost wanted to mess with his car. A naked guy crashed his car, stole a bus, and then loaded it with a dead deer. Finally, someone stole a giant spoon from dairy queen, but don’t worry her crown jewels are still safe. What’s the worst hotel experience you’ve ever had? Try listening to us during the next hotel stay and we’re sure it’ll make it better, and welcome back to The Hour.
Friday Mar 24, 2023
Episode 235 - Sh*tty *sses, Che*p E*gs
Friday Mar 24, 2023
Friday Mar 24, 2023
What’s your greatest home repair gone wrong story? This week, some guys pull a Half-Shawshanks, but needed to go a little further to get away with it. China has invented a kissing device, but there’s no tongue. Dollar Tree is getting rid of eggs, which is surprising because I didn’t know they even had them. Finally, a lady puts her kitty on Grindr, which seems like she’s barking up the wrong tree. Do you love the Mandalorian as much as Jeff, if so you’re going to love this episode. If not, well, welcome back to The Hour.
Thursday Mar 16, 2023
Episode 234 - The Top Sheik or the Fitted Sheik
Thursday Mar 16, 2023
Thursday Mar 16, 2023
We hope you’re not going to file a class action lawsuit because the Hour isn’t really ever an hour, though we probably don’t have enough listeners to constitute a class. This week, people try to swindle a guy using fake art, but my how the turn tables. A Virginia Judge goes back to the 1800s to figure out what to do with frozen embryos. Lunchables are coming to a school lunch near you, slimy meat and all, which is the slimyist meat in a school since they fired that creepy janitor. Boneless wings are apparently not wings? But what is a nug? Finally, Canada is sorry to tell you, but it’s their god given right to give you the bird. Do any of you know how to fold a fitted shiek? No, well, welcome back to The Hour.
Thursday Mar 09, 2023
Episode 233 - I Didn’t Get Enough Butter On My A
Thursday Mar 09, 2023
Thursday Mar 09, 2023
Which butter do you think is better? This week, NASA tries to turn on a spacecraft. I assume they asked if they’ve ever launched here often. A guy finds a weird bug at Walmart, and does the most People of Walmart thing with it. Catches it and walks around with it in his hand as he shops. A big cat was found in Ohio that was on cocaine. The question is how does it 12 step to make amends all those birds it ate? A man dies in his hoarder house. Finally, a guy walks out his front door and gets Granny Gatored. We wish you a merry Shimpmas, and welcome back to The Hour.