The Hour Podcast

Episode 234 - The Top Sheik or the Fitted Sheik

We hope you’re not going to file a class action lawsuit because the Hour isn’t really ever an hour, though we probably don’t have enough listeners to constitute a class.  This week, people try to swindle a guy using fake art, but my how the turn tables.  A Virginia Judge goes back to the 1800s to figure out what to do with frozen embryos.  Lunchables are coming to a school lunch near you, slimy meat and all, which is the slimyist meat in a school since they fired that creepy janitor. Boneless wings are apparently not wings?  But what is a nug?  Finally, Canada is sorry to tell you, but it’s their god given right to give you the bird.  Do any of you know how to fold a fitted shiek?  No, well, welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 233 - I Didn’t Get Enough Butter On My A

Which butter do you think is better?  This week, NASA tries to turn on a spacecraft. I assume they asked if they’ve ever launched here often.  A guy finds a weird bug at Walmart, and does the most People of Walmart thing with it. Catches it and walks around with it in his hand as he shops.  A big cat was found in Ohio that was on cocaine. The question is how does it 12 step to make amends all those birds it ate?  A man dies in his hoarder house.  Finally, a guy walks out his front door and gets Granny Gatored. We wish you a merry Shimpmas, and welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 232 - Like Turning A Hedgehog Inside Out

We were off due to some ice storms last week, but we’re back!  This week, Democrats in Florida want to kill any joy for your dog.  Spain tunnels are not wide enough for their new trains.  Archaeologist find a wooden dildo, which sounds like you’re going to get some splinters. A cookie monster on the loose in and getting into trouble all over the United States.  Finally, someone blows up a beaver dam, but was it a crime? We’re going to butter you up for next week, but for now, welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 231 - MC Hamster

It’s a weiner dog and Weinermobile extravaganza! An by that I mean we have a story about each!  This week, two contractors fall into a vat of chocolate, but the Oompa Loompas got them out.  India wants to rebrand Valentine’s day “hug a cow day” but you mom says she’s busy that day.  A ballet director goes dog shit crazy.  Someone broke the Weinermobile!  And finally, a Texas dog prefers the shelter over his new owner’s house.  Have you seen any good movies lately? Let us know, and welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 230 - A Life-Sized Groundhog’s Wingman

Jeff and I saw our shadows, guess that means at least 6 more weeks of The Hour!  This week, a guy makes tacos out of zoo goats. A pig kills a guy after the guy “killed” it.  Everyone knows the first rule in horror movies is to make sure they’re dead.  A groundhog dies suddenly before he can give his predictions… WHAT WAS HE GOING TO SAY!?  A guy steals some monkeys from a zoo, and gets caught asking fishy questions at the aquarium.  Finally, a gas station employee find a real dick in the parking lot.  It’s almost Valentine’s Day, we love that you’re still with us.  Welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 229 - The Tick Grams on Instaf*ck OR The Pope Died

They say death comes in threes!  This week, two friends pull a weekend at Ingolstadt.  Gillian Anderson wants to know your kinks, and Mulder is already turned on.  The Satanic Temple is using its power to get around anti-abortion laws, does this make them the religious left?  The Associated Press thinks that the word the is something the stylebook shouldn’t use. Finally, a boy buys $1,000 through Grubhub, I hope it was 100 endless Applebees riblettes platters!  We’re hungry for you to enjoy the show, so welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 228 - Grab Em By The Plinko

What’s your favorite game show, or game show bloopers?  It’s Family Feud right?  This week, Border Patrol is tracking a caravan of eggs at the southern border.  FEMA creates their own disaster when they try to translate their forms into other languages.  A guy goes to McDonalds and leaves with a bag full of money, the dollar signs on the outside should have given it away.  A McDonalds in Canada is the worst in the world, but soon it’ll close its dirty divot.  Finally, someone keeps leaving hotdogs in some guys mailbox, and it’s tearing apart his friendships. Welcome back to this radiant sand episode of The Hour.

Episode 227 - Yo Quiero Somewhere Else

Would you eat Taco Bell for a month?  I guess it depends on how much rat poison is in it.  This week, the UK wants to ban junk food commercials and people bringing in cake for birthdays.  Republicans think Google is biased against them because their e-mails are pretty spammy.  An old lady is found alive at a funeral home, but where is she now!?  A dog does dog stuff, is he still the goodest boy?  Finally, did a Taco Bell use rat poison in a burrito, or was it just a burrito?  Strap in, we’re on ranty tangents this week, and welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 226 - It’s Just A Manwich

What would your vanity licence plate be? Ours, McCkn.  This week, a lady sues a guy for giving her HPV, and she expects the geico to pay for it.  A guy pees on a woman in business class, which we assume was on Trump Airlines.  A guy steals a suitcase full of meat from a Walmart, but it’s his 70th arrest, so when he entered the stations they dropped a bunch of balloons and streamers.  A pigeon with a backpack full of meth shows up in a Canadian prison, which I assume is a Dunkin Donuts with clear views of the Tim Hortons next door.  Finally, a dog that sniffs out porn is now sniffing the Holy Ghosts crusty sheets.  Will you try our latest creation? The Roast Beef Doritos Crunch Wrap Supreme Gordita Max?  Welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 225 - Rendered Pigeon Fat

What is your favorite savory drink? We love the new Applebees Gravy Shots.  ON this week’s episode, we’d like to know what is the acceptable level of meth according to the Boulder Library.  A flat earth, conspiracy theorist, COVID denier dies of defintly not COVID that he took cow dewormer to treat.  A butter fire results in a huge miss for the largest Lobster bake world record.  A guy has worms in his nutsack dancing and singing “Oppa Gonads Style!” Finally, a oil slick under the Mackinac Bridge turns out to just be a bunch of ducks.  This is surprising because it’s clearly rabbit season.  Or is it Duck season?  Who can say, but welcome back to The Hour.