The Hour Podcast

Episode 224 - How Many Years Are In A Fish Year

What is your favorite episode title from this year?  Or really, from any year?  We’re sure you’ll love this week’s!  This episode we find out about what would make a Floridaman hit his wife with a Christmas tree.  A Berlin hotel has to play 1,500 rounds of Finding Nemo, and unfortunately most of the time he was in the freezer section.  An unhomed lady may have her baby rehomed after she unreported the unbirth to authorities.  A dog tries to burn down a house, but probably because he was fed up with people fake throwing his ball.  Finally, a guy tries to bring a lady back to life by stabbing her in the heard.  But, even Bon Jovi could have told him he had to give her a shot through the heart. This is your last chance this year to listen to an episode… well unless you listen to it after midnight on the day this comes out.  Either way, welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 223 - Jason, It’s Our Christmas Episode

It’s a once in a generation show, in much the same way as the winter storm we just got.  This week, remember to bring your cars in when it’s this cold, they could get frostbite between their treads. A guy makes a slapdash Christmas tree costume and then gets himself on a Santa’s naughty list.  A tattooed lady faces a surprising amount of criticism coming from a school that spells their school fair, “Fayre.”  Someone calls the cops on cousin Eddie.  Finally, booze tears apart another holiday, but this time it’s a rumble between the grinch and one of Santa’s reindeer.  What’s your favorite holiday movie? Let us know, and welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 222 - I Do Starts At Conception

What commercial from the 1900s do you still remember? Well, we’re ready to order tickets to the theater and a Disney vacation.  This week, drugs may cure alcoholism, but will I get addicted to the drugs?  A woman is murdered, but not really.  Don’t worry the “murderers” still went to prison.  How do you get a snake off?  Finally, Christopher Walken, a woman, put your fathers watch up his vagina.  Don’t worry, we’re not going to spoil the World Cup for you, you’re safe here and welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 221 - A Rat Tail On His Rat Tail

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooalisten to our latest episode!  This week, Florida cops may have victimized themselves by killing suspects.  An anti-semitic asshole shows his asshole in court.  A dog isn’t great at driving, but who is in Texas?  Viewers of the World Cup on online steaming find out it was just a video game.  Finally, are you organized, dedicated, and a little blood thirsty.  Well, does NYC have a job for you!  If you could get $10,000 but a rat somewhere you didn’t know died as a result, would you do it? Welcome back to The Hour, you filthy animals!

Episode 220 - Anorexic Rigatoni

When was the last time you had a Fig Newton? This week, the woke liberals want the police to kill you with robots!  Buddhist monks are high on meth, and none of them are from Florida!  Bats may secretly be death metal singers.  A monopoly game turns violent!  Finally, a lady sues Kraft because she had to stir her mac and cheese.  We’re all a little bit chicken wing here, so welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 219 - A Royal Travel Meeting August 3rd

It’s a holiday weekend full of tradition, but not full of booze.  This week, a moose tracks himself into someone’s house, and has to get carried out.  50 Cent insists he has had no inflation where it really matters.  People in Quebec have trouble with cows who keep trying to break away from them.  Americans are morons, as per usual.  And finally, how do you get kicked out of the sausage party?  Apparently it’s going to too many sausage parties.  You won’t have to reheat this week’s episode, but you can grab your leftovers and welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 218 - Bumble Bee Butt Plug

We just can’t stop gushing about this week’s episode!  What’s chocolatey and praline like, apparently Neutron stars.  Bumblebees just wanna have fun, and may have feelings. That’s just going to make Bee Movie worse.  A slutty hooker ghost can’t finish the job.  A lady takes some meat to the face in the middle of a Walmart.  Finally, what emoji would you use to get fired for inappropriately emojing?  We are hot and ready for this weeks episode, so welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 217 - A Sister Wife Sister Wolf

It’s a great week for America, but probably an average week for this podcast.  This week, spys try to steal nuclear secrets using a peanut butter sandwich, but unfortunately it was in a nut-free espionage.  Pawn shops are getting more business and weirder items.  Someone forgot to secure some papers boxing them, and shipping them.  A jackass boos a child at the opera.  Finally, rats like a bop, but also eat pizza off the subway floor. Good news, since we had a time change you get an extra hour of The Hour!

Episode 216 - A Nougat Snoot, A Nougat Snoot, A Snooty Nougat

Are you all still all hyped up on Halloween candy?  Can we all agree that Butterfinger is trash?  What’s not trash? This week’s episode.  On this Hour, some cops dress up their horsey as a ghost, but it throws off some serious Birth of a Nation vibes.  A guy wears a offensive costume and gets fired.  Stupid thieves leave a candy wraper trail, and unfortunately the cops done get stuck in the molasses swamp. A inmate tells a guard to kiss his balls, but a judge says that’s not a threat. Finally, a lady with a BB gun does not want to go into a Walmart. What’s your favorite Halloween candy?  Well, grab a piece and welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 215.1 - Keep the Squint Off (Taylor’s Version)

You can hear Jason in this version! Is this a good episode, well, it is if you kind of squint and tilt your head.  This week, stay tuned to find out if Mythbusters was able to bust someone out of jail.  In a not stunning turn of events, drinking jet fuel is bad.  The CEO of Hobby Lobby thinks god wants him to put the company in a trust.  A guy takes a bath then dies.  An a snake escapes thanks to LED light bulbs!  Will this episode be a trick or a treat? Find out, and welcome back to The Hour.