The Hour Podcast

Cold Cut Combo - A Look Back At Cold Opens

Do you wish you could go back in time and see what things were like on the podcast, 1, 2, or even 3 years ago?  Well, you can. Just go back and listen to any episode you want.  But, just for funzies, and because it's a new year of The Hour, listen to your compilation of cold opens cut together to create a combination of them all.  

Episode 204 - 14-Quarter Coin Purse

Does this bacon taste undead to you?  This week, scientists bring pig cells back to life.  What could possibly go wrong, asked zombie enthusiasts? A Saudi prince wants to build a giant city, but first you have to deposit 50 towns into this account before he can make the transfer to you.  A Seattle woman tries to burgle, releases the hounds, and then gets shot in the collar bone, but it’s way more convoluted than that.  Someone stabs a gator in the head, police are on the lookout for Granny Gator.  Finally, ants invade a Kindle and buy books on philosophy, but I suspect they just misheard when they were told that Kant was a great philosopher.  Would you pay $937 for an Egg McMuffin? Go for it, because this podcast is free for everyone. Welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 203 - Omelette Station ~*In SpAcE*~

Should The Hour run on Dunkin'?  Jeff thinks not.  This week the Sri Lankan president quits via e-mail after his manager refused his time off request. Only you can arrest men who start forest fires, at least in Oregon. A robot playing chess with one of top rated child chess players tells the kid, “hey, nice fingers. It’d be a shame if something bad were to happen to them.”  Men under 40 shouldn’t have more than a shot of beer per day, which is going to make beer pong way harder.  Finally, a space balloon filled with hydrogen may take tourist to space.  But remember in space no one can hear you “oh the humanity.”  Get out there and get a Choco Taco before it’s too late (it’s too late) and welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 202 - Avocado Toast and Cigarettes

Would you let her just buy the syrup? Should it be heated?  These are questions we ask as we start our fifth year of The Hour.  This week, teachers live on school grounds, but not in a weird way.  County documents mysteriously get stamped with a super partisan comment, but they insist they are not partisan.  Canadian cigarettes are just too nice, and burn too well on their own, so the government is recalling them.  A guy gets the boot from Bass Pro’s lifetime warranty.  Finally, Spain will let short women be cops.  New year, same us. Welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 201 - Jason Sudeikis’s Baby Teeth: Stuck With The Ugly Twin

We welcome back Logan!  This week we talk about how a pregnant woman tries to get out of a ticket by playing the Republican's bullshit ideas on life.  A judge rules that you need to have tuna in your tuna Subway sandwich.  A racist says racist things then says he’s not racist.  An ice cream company wants to kill people with nut allergies, but wouldn’t that make the world an easier place? Finally a family lives in a museum with a sawed off shotgun, but they’re probably trying to keep Ben Stiller in line.  This Hour is longer than a real hour, but welcome you back to The Hour for the 201h time!

Episode 200 - The BiCentennial: Along Came A Spider

Would you listen to 200 episodes of The Hour?  Let us know and we’ll send you a Karl Dandleton bracelet! This week we find out how Jason’s rash is doing.  A couple in San Francisco are told they can’t park in their driveway.  A Florida Man throws a hotdog at a cop, forgetting they prefer doughnuts.  A deaf production of The Music Man is being produced in Maryland. Minion loving influencers are ruining movies for kids.  And a parrot helps a kangaroo escape, and it’s not the latest heartwarming Pixar movie.  We’re glad to welcome you back to The Hour for the 200th time!

Episode 199 - I Am In DC Where It Is Now 1972

We're almost to 200 and you know what that means! Jason is gone getting an ointment for his new rash so we have guest host Dave. This week Dave and Jeff talk about the confluence SPORTS and POLITICS. Haley Joel Osment gets a Facebook account. A dumb criminal asks for directions. A vengeful woman honks a felony loogie. And a vengeful elephant honks an entire village. Why did we do a show without Jason? I don't know but welcome back to The Hour!

Episode 198 - No, It Was Jon Voight

This podcast doesn’t have Ice Tea or Ice Cubes, but it does have another week of exciting stories.  Guns don’t kill people, people do, but they also kill monkeys, even if they’re wearing bullet proof vests.  A Louisiana man was ticketed for not having his dog wear a seat belt, and really at his size it should be a five point safety seat.  A British guy drinks ten litres of Pepsi. Ten is a lot of litres, David, innit? A guy joke prays for his HVAC, but not really because the power of prayer is real, yet somehow all these kids keep getting killed in classrooms despite all those thoughts and prayers.  Finally a guy gets catfished, and it brought along a sex toy.  Hey, wasn’t Jon Voight in Mission Impossible?  No, wait, it was Ving Rhames.  Welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 197 - The Hour Boner Log: It’s A Three-Way

If a podcast is posted on the internet, and no one listens to it, does it exist?  Obviously.  This week a godly man lights a satanic temple on fire, so like, middle ages godly.  Google employees think their program is alive, but probably also thinks the stripper is super into him.  A guy has 47 cats in a car in 90 degree heat, also know as an Alf Buffet.  If you don’t have morning wood, you may be dead soon.  Finally, an alligator named Karen was probably not driving a car during a high speed chase.  But, who knows.  It’s hot and we’re back! Welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 196 - Long Flight To Fix An Alligator Bite

Where do you find a podcast with no legs?  This week, Disney makes a couples magical day less magical, but it was Euro DIsney so what do you expect from the French?  Velveeta wants to make you look super classy with their new nail polish, because nothing says classy than a block of cheese like products.  A restaurant wants you to like their salty walls, but don’t worry it’s totally clean.  The Queen can’t knight Sir David Attenborough, probably because she can’t lift the sword anymore.  And finally, what’s the difference between a dog and an alligator?  No, seriously, a guy in Florida would really like to know!  Summer is almost here, and so is our latest episode. Welcome back to The Hour.