The Hour Podcast

Episode 195 - The Murder Receiver

To lawn or not to lawn?  We vote no, but tell us what you think!  This week our show is 100% organic, but our stories are genetically modified!  Scientist use CRISPR to help tomatoes give you THE D, vitamin D that is.  Scientists also use CRISPR to gene up some hamsters, but they do the opposite of Khan and end up less aggressive.  The CDC says you could get Hepatitis A from strawberries, and don’t even ask me what the snozzberries will give you. A guy dies trying to bury his murder victim.  Finally, an alleged person, seemingly attacked the alleged Mona Lisa with what appeared to be a cake. Allegedly.  It’s unofficially summer, so get a drink with a little umbrella and welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 194 - In The Chicken Wild

We’re back with another episode, and we’re cooking with smoke!  This week, we discover that it’s Michigan’s fault that babies can’t eat.  WHO says a sexy time orgy in Spain and Belgium has led to monkey pox.  Google can understand our jokes, and reportedly has identified Banana Who.  Scientists have got a computer running on algae.  And finally someone shot the Johnny Cash silhouette nuts on the water tower in his hometown. Welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 193 - An NFT of a Human-Shaped Bullet

Our show is like an adjustable rate mortgage, we lure you in with the hour rate, then hit ya with the 98 minutes!  This week, we learn that if you throw balloons in the ocean, you could get charged because you’ll become the turtle bay harbor butcher.  Boris Johnson is apparently distracted by cheese, and wants to save you from such a fate.  Cheating software thinks if you are crying you might be cheating, but clearly they haven’t taken the LSAT lately. A rich guy explains why he needs to be taxed more, and also proves that a fool and his money are soon parted.  Finally, a guy slaps his girlfriend with a tuna fish sandwich, but what was more shocking for her was he was able to give her six inches for once.  We know it’s Sunday, but better late than ever, welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 192 - Choking on a Chicken Bone

You know where I’d hate to find a chicken bone? In my box of Fruity Pebbles!   This week, Canada is setting up moon laws, so going forward the earth is going to have to say “Ope! Sorry, gonna have to squeeze right past ya!” Every orbit.  A man gives himself diarrhea, but lots of people eat at Applebees.  A woman was found to be alive at her own funeral, but don’t worry, she died later.  They found another barrel in Lake Mead, but have they found out why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?  Finally, a MAGAsshole “accidentally” uploaded porn to her campaign website, but like, how?  We’ve  missed you, so welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 191 - ENTF: Every Nut Tastes Fine

Once again we’re going back to our roots with an hour episode!   This week, is Netflix even worth it? I mean, their stock went down, they must be horrible.  Some lady thought it was a good idea to put pod in her wedding lasagna.  Researchers in Japan invented chopsticks that make your food taste salty, but have they invented ones that will help tell why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?  TSA thinks they found a bomb, but it’s just a busted Playstation.  Finally, a researcher has found that squirrels have personalities, which is great news for all those online tests as they now have an entirely new market to move into. How did you get your stoves to stop smoking? The patch?  Let us know, and welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 190 - Trust Fund Burger

Using the scientific method of, “now let’s just try that mic” we’ve fixed our audio issues!  This week we find out what happens when you shit your pants while driving a Hyundai Genesis. A guy doesn’t charm his snakes and they bite him to death.  Some people are mad that the picture of fast food is bigger than the real food is. A farmer tries to scare away wolves with burros, but it’s probably just giving them some diversity in their diets.  Finally, Fox attacks Democrat, but this time isn’t an actual fox. Don’t worry, we don’t bite, and welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 189 - Butterflied Dolphins

It’s our Gremlin episode!  A little shorter this week because we had some technical issues that we couldn’t figure out what the cause and solution was.  However, hopefully we have it fixed by next week.  But, we’re back from vacation!  This week we find out a lady who wrote a story called “How to Murder Your Husband” surprisingly, murdered her husband.  Darwin’s missing notebooks have been returned after 20 years.  And finally, our microphones decide they still want to be on vacation, so we had to cut it short. Welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 188 - Sorry, Dad

Would you eat a wooly mammoth?  This week a guy steals a million dollars worth of fajitas.  Autocorrect causes a huge ducking mess leaving please asking what the fork is going hound.  A dog got sent away for being gay, but found his big gay family.  A funeral home accidentally cremates a guy, causing rapture issues.  Finally, the police have to release body cam footage to prove their officer was not an asshole to a possum.  Spring is here, and so are we. Welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 187 - Slime Me Later

So, did Slimer need Era laundry detergent to get out those tough stains?  This week we discover that a snake shot someone, or actually was just framed.  A dentist is discovered to have intentionally broken people’s teeth, confirming our worst suspicions of dentists.  Scientists compare a meteor to the size of half a giraffe, but which half, the left/right or the top/bottom.  Doritos fuck everyone over and blame it on inflation.  Finally, Ford sends cars to dealers without all the parts, but this time it’s on purpose.  Hey, if you listen to the show, do you know us?  If not, please fill out our easy 739 question survey, and welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 186 - Truck Nuts Hanging Out The Bottom Of Your Sweater

Our new episode, it’s REAL!  Or maybe it’s a fake!   This week, we find out that traders want nickel back on the trading market.  Wild pigs are bringing home the bacon in Edmonton, and people are worried they’re going to hog the resources.  Cops think that a McChicken is worth a lifetime in prison.  Another cop thinks that stealing some meth was a good idea.  And he was so close to retirement.  Finally, someone put the lime in the Coke and the MDMA in the champagne.  How do you deal with aging? We feel the best thing to do is bitch about things on the internet, so make sure you’re up to date on your Star Trek viewing and welcome back to The Hour.