The Hour Podcast

Episode 264 - The Hour Pod! F*ck Yeah!

It’s been a while since we’ve had a guest, and once again, foreigners are doing jobs that Americans don't want to do.  This week, a brainless robber couldn't’ see himself robbing a bank, but will see himself in jail.  A scientist got called in to confirm a bear in a car was actually a man in a suit.  A guy catches his bike thief by helping to fix his bike, which wouldn’t have been necessary if he didn’t have a shitty ass bike to begin with.  Finally, AI is coming for your jobs, but we have to hire a bunch of people first so they can get you to buy the AI so that they can come for your jobs.  Hopefully you’re coming for our how, so welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 263 - Cool Ranch Computer Chips

Where did we come from, where did we go? It doesn’t matter, because we’re back!  So, nothing much has happened, and the world isn’t going to shit in a handbasket.  It’s not like we’ve got 15 pounds of shit in a 3 pound 1963 evening shit bucket.  Anyway, this week, the people of London are going to use poo gas to try and heat London buildings.  Intel doesn’t have enough money to give employees free coffee, but they’re going to do it anyway!  North Korean soldiers have been mesmerized by two girls one cup.  Finally, a woman was drinking and hoverrounding in a Walmart parking lot.  The world is a mess, but welcome back to The Hour.

Episode 262 - Ohio: A BoRics Type of Place

It was a cruel summer without any episodes of the pod, but we’re back!  This week, scientists says old people are full of shit.  A woman is allergic to herself.  A creep at the border wants to see you breasticles before he lets you into America.  Finally, an Italian burglar gets caught because he went on a reading side quest.  What’s your phrase you use to mean a new episode of the Hour has posted?  We just say, welcome back to The Hour Pod.

Episode 261 - Raws

Hey, what's that blonde haired podcast called? This week, a shitty Republican pours water in her colleague's bag for a number of months, but she claims it's because she saw a bug on it.  An ER had to close because it was too hot, but not in a "Dr. Ross Sexiest Man Alive" sort of way.  An inmate wakes up to find some action in his pants, unfortunately that action was a rat giving birth.  Finally, we take the Hour Time Machine out for a spin and find out about a criminal who farted his way from freedom.  We've got a lot to catch up on, so welcome back to The Hour Pod.

Epsiode 260 - Jesus Dick Cheese, A Holy Swiss

If there’s bear meat at the picnic, maybe skip it, but don’t skip this episode of The Hour!   This week, there’s probably plastic in your balls, and your lady balls as well because we don’t discriminate.  Some guy gave his family brain worms, which probably wasn’t a problem because we’re guessing they didn’t have much to eat.  In Canada they’re just hitting moose willy nilly in the knuckles.  A lady tries to steal the body of christ but the priest bites her, in a holy way.  Finally, god’s influencer is dead, but has been before influencers were a thing, so was he really a hipster?  We promise not to influence you, except perhaps to enjoy the pod, so welcomeback to The Hour Pod.

Episode 259 - The Y'allncle's Fruit Fly Effect

A fruit fly beat it’s wings, and we’re back!  Ya’ll ready for the latest episode?  A guy tries to kill a pastor, but got had different plans, which were of course to ignore the pain and suffering of millions so he could make sure that sports team got a touchdown.  An illegal cannabis shop goes up in smoke.  Scientist create a video game to make sure fruit flies get their exercise. Finally, your AI girlfriend’s motherboard is getting hot for Putin.  It’s been a while, but we’re so glad to welcoming you back to The Hour Pod.

Episode 258 - Like A Breakfast Applebees

It’s The Hour by the foot!  Hey, we’re back!  This week, a guy doesn’t have a leg to stand on, or at least a foot to stand on, with his insurance claim.  A woman makes a run for it but ends up in a cemetery, but not in the worst way.  China has an interesting new latte that half of us would try.  Finally, someone was dissatisfied at Subway, but it happened much faster than most people who have to wait an hour or two before they feel it.  We know it’s been a while so you’ll want to Hoover up the latest episode, because nobody does it like The Hour Pod.

Episode 257 - Banana Face Lift

Where did we come from, where did we go?   It doesn’t matter because we’re back!  It’s been a bit but guess what, things are still crazy in Florida because an officer unloads his gun on his own car because of an acorn.  US Marshals catch a criminal on the run using a metaphorical plate of bird seed under a box held up by a stick.  In this case, the bird see was a yoga teacher job.  A Kentucky congressman accidentally tries to make it legal to do it with your first cousin, and says no that was a mistake, I mean, unless it sounds like something you’d be into, which is totally a joke, unless it’s not. I”M KIDDING he said…. Or am I?  Finally, a former teacher loses her pension because no one will believe she’s not dead.  We’re not dead, so welcome back to The Hour! 

Episode 256 - Drive Thru of Tears

Should auld acquaintance be forgot? Maybe, but the pod should not be!  We’re back, and Happy New Year!  A guy goes noodling with his noodle in a Bass Pro Shop.  A dead man may still knock up his wife’s cousin.  Conservatives overjoyed because a kid accidentally gets pot laced candy, sadly for them it wasn’t on Halloween.  Finally, a dog bites a guy having sex, he was probably just insulted with how the guy was doing doggy style. How many shillings would you pay for one BBQ chip if you lived in 1880? Let us know, and welcome back to The Hour! 

Episode 255 - New Amsterdamese

I’m interested in this week’s episode!  A lady decides to rob a Walmart with 75 cops in it because she wanted to live life on expert level.  Another lady decided to smuggle a gun into her MRI, you know, just in case there was a bad MRI with a gun.  Someone leaves their car in the toaster too long, but maybe they can just scrape the overly toasted parts off.  A lady was sentenced to 60 days in fast food. Would you rather have endless shrimp or endless pod?  Either way, welcome back to The Hour!